Alright heathens, creative writing prompt: give us your best tshirt and/or bumper sticker slogan ideas for this site. Here’s what Ive got so far.
“I blasphemed the lord for 8 months and all I got was this lousy tshirt”
Agnostic.com: for when you're banned from Motherless.com and pornhubs’s servers are down.
Agnostic.com: want to find your partner? We’re skeptical that you could, yet intrigued that you may.
Agnostic.com: the last time I thanked Jesus for my meal, he said, “de nada”
Agnostic.com: carefully peer reviewed scientific journal in the streets, unmoderated comments section in the sheets.
Agnostic.com: our ceaseless sense of nihilist melancholy brings all the existentialists to the yard.
Agnostic.com: you had me at “staring into the abyss.”
Agnostic.com: We’re sorry about last night, but you really need a better safeword than “lord jesus,” we get that all the time.
Agnostic.com: we’re only judging you for apalling grammar, politics, or taste in music.
Agnostic.com: If you can read this, the believer fell off.
Who’s got more? Im sure Ive forgotten a couple, I could go on all day. Show us what you got!
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.I had a couple of custom T shirts made; I could not wear them without my bodies with me. It was before the moma's darlings were shooting each other for as little reason as perceived disrespect.
I do not even wear in public the hat "Make America great again". May be I am coward, but a live one. Liberals are like religious zealots. Both deadly.
T shirt 1......FUCK ME< I FUCK FOR JESUS
T shirt 2.....Defy the supreme court!!! Give me head till I am dead.
T shirt 3.....Supreme court determined: It's immoral if it's oral
Arizonajerry
Level 5
July 29, 2018
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Id be ashamed to wear that idiotic treasonous MAGA garbage too at this point. Good on you. Funny that you think liberals are similar to religious zealots when you side with all the real literal religious zealots. Irony much? It’s like saying “you know the problem with that bitch over there is shes just like my mother.” Who are you really insulting? Self-burns, those are rare ?
Its even more hilarious that youre afraid of being shot by them! Bahahaha oh if only there were a way to, I dunno, limit the amount of crazy people with guns by being allowed to research gun violence and employ stricter background checks huh? Or an affordable way to get mental health care to those who need it or something eh? Too bad theres not, snowflake. Thanks Obama ? Ive actually been shot at in my red state and I guarantee you it wasnt a liberal carelessly firing a shotgun across a highway. Deal with it snowflake.
I'm a member of a tumblr group called "A Story In Ten Words". Some of the posts are very inspirational. Here's mine.
I am nevertheless worthy.
A story is behind every smile.
You are my promise kept.
*Some from other members
It worked...I had a long convo with someone I missed.
I would like and could use a small miracle.
(a song lyric I can't remember) Please come home. Almost all is forgiven.
JSchaper
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July 29, 2018
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