What's the atheist equivalent of 'OMG'?
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Oxygen + Magnesium (OMg). I use it all the time.
GoldenDoll
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May 29, 2018
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I still say ‘Christ on a cracker’
Cassiopeia
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May 27, 2018
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I have eaten Christ "the" cracker (that snack was the best part of church), but never on a cracker.
@Sticks48 it may be a peculiarly British saying; here a cracker can be one of two things, a Christmas table decoration that contains a little gift, paper hat and bad joke, or a savoury biscuit you put cheese on. I like them with a good blue cheese.
" Well i'll be a monkeys Uncle."
I like to throw a bone to the fundy anti evolution crowd once in a while.
NoddyMcNoddy
Level 3
May 27, 2018
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My favorite What the Fuck! Though I am a Social worker and am discouraged to say Fuck- so say WTF. There are just too many WTF moments daily in my job.
gigihein
Level 8
May 27, 2018
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The funny thing about working in the social work field is being discouraged from swearing while all along you know damn well that the clients have far worse language!
@ghost_warlock True and often they are in a place that WTF doesnt quite speak to it. Theirs are more like Fuck me dead moments. One of my old favorites that I thought was funny until on line dating came about.
Swearing and vulgarity are a sign of intelligence, or at least a wide vocabulary
KarlHannah
Level 5
Apr 22, 2018
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fuck my nostril! ...? or: for fucking out loud! both borrowed from Ergaste in 'by light alone', Adam Roberts.
walklightly
Level 8
Mar 9, 2018
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Oh My God are we seriously discussing the correct use of Oh My God???
Yeah, I do not believe in god, but I can still say the word! I do not believe in Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny either but I can still use the words because I am not an ignorant child who is scared of letters that form meanings!
VanValin
Level 4
Feb 11, 2018
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Omagadz is my favorite way of using OMG ...i think it is funny!
For me it's WTF
DelilahJones33
Level 6
Jan 21, 2018
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Delilah Jones was the mother of twins
Two times over and the rest were sins
Raised eight boys, only I turned bad
Didn't get the lickin's that the other ones had
Oh my out-moded-belief-system is too hard to say, so I just stick with oh my god and follow up with 'fuck you' when someone tries to play mister clever-dick by pointing out I don't believe in gods.
DobbinPitch
Level 6
Jan 19, 2018
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lol good!
I say, "Oh My Gob!" I think Finn says that on Adventure Time. lol
Simply_Being
Level 5
Jan 17, 2018
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I'm a fan of the TV Series Supernatural so I have been exchanging 'god' for 'Chuck'.
TGIF becomes TCIF
OMG becomes OMC
otherwise, the word 'god' is an abstract concept anyway, once heard it defined as "that which nothing greater can be thought" and from that I feel I can still use it. Oh MY god which would be the universe, I can think of nothing greater.
DreadlySmart
Level 5
Jan 11, 2018
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My all time favorite Oh my fucking god
And the more reserved one the one that got me suspended from FB....
jesus cocksucking christ 
CeciRosane60
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Jan 11, 2018
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