FMS F*** Me Sideways
I should warn you, if you're going to try that position, be careful or you'll get rug burn... um... a friend told me.
ah yes, the side ways fcuk, legs have to be manouvred just right so there is free movement um I mean I am told
OMG. Lack of belief doesn't remove me from my culture.
Oh my stars??...lol
Ha, reminds me of a teacher I had who would say, "Oh my stars and garters!" To this day I have no idea where that phrase came from.
I found this, so I guess it has nothing to do with astronomy or hoserie: [phrases.org.uk]
Great scott!!
Great Caesar's ghost. (Perry White)
Holy Cows On Crosses! What? It's gonna be a hit! I am sure of it!
@MrLizard Me!
Oh my F-ing god.
Here is one I like.
Now that one rolls off my tongue.
I worked with a religious woman who used "OMW" for "oh my word" just so she didn't even hint at taking her God's name in vain — despite easily being able to mean "oh my goodness." I didn't mind so much untill one day she spoke "OMW" and it sounded so forced and unnecessary, and was an obvious display of "I don't even say 'OMG' because that's what a good Christian I am." It was one of the few time I saw her wear her religiosity on her sleeve.
So, I don't really have an equivalent phrase. I don't want to go out of my way to have secular terminology for casual expressions. On the other hand, I avoid this phrase — mostly because I think it makes me sound like a teenage girl.