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60% of human DNA is identical to DNA in a banana. So, whenever I can't seem to do something right, I just claim that the banana is using my DNA at the moment.

Duke 8 Aug 10

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or...?



You may have an acute case of Banana Split Personality Disorder. BS.PD ???

Definate banana theme today.



godef Level 7 Aug 11, 2018

Funny bone: If we come from chimps that eat bananas, how come there are still chimps and bananas today?

(Scientific bone: actually we share more than 50% of our DNA with all living things on earth because 50% of our DNA is dedicated to synthesizing, replicating, repairing, reading and maintaining DNA functions)


That has a certain a peel ?

say again?


Why did you push them off the cliff? The banana DNA made me do it. Your attorney can use the slip and peal defense.


Stealing this one


So does that make someone who has a banana smoothie for breakfast every day a murderer or even a cannibal? Just askin for a friend...............😕


I will never eat a banana again without feeling, a bit like.....well almost a cannibal!


I did hear once that humans share 30% DNA with a tulip. Would explain why mankind is making such a horses arse of things if we're mostly fruit and flowers! 🙂


Love your sense of humor. Always gives me a chuckle. 🙂

Betty Level 7 Aug 11, 2018

Well, at least you don’t blame it on the monkeys! Who share more of your DNA!


That’s a great line. I’ll have to remember that one . 🙂


Well, you weren't using it, so why not.


This explains a lot!


Hrmm. I only lay around like a lazy brown speckled banana about 40% of the time, so I guess I'm doing ok by that measure.

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