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60% of human DNA is identical to DNA in a banana. So, whenever I can't seem to do something right, I just claim that the banana is using my DNA at the moment.

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Duke 8 Aug 10

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or...?

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You may have an acute case of Banana Split Personality Disorder. BS.PD ???

Definate banana theme today.

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Rosannabananadana.

godef Level 7 Aug 11, 2018
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Funny bone: If we come from chimps that eat bananas, how come there are still chimps and bananas today?

(Scientific bone: actually we share more than 50% of our DNA with all living things on earth because 50% of our DNA is dedicated to synthesizing, replicating, repairing, reading and maintaining DNA functions)

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That has a certain a peel ?

say again?

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Why did you push them off the cliff? The banana DNA made me do it. Your attorney can use the slip and peal defense.

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Stealing this one

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So does that make someone who has a banana smoothie for breakfast every day a murderer or even a cannibal? Just askin for a friend...............😕

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I will never eat a banana again without feeling, a bit like.....well almost a cannibal!

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I did hear once that humans share 30% DNA with a tulip. Would explain why mankind is making such a horses arse of things if we're mostly fruit and flowers! 🙂

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Love your sense of humor. Always gives me a chuckle. 🙂

Betty Level 7 Aug 11, 2018
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Well, at least you don’t blame it on the monkeys! Who share more of your DNA!

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That’s a great line. I’ll have to remember that one . 🙂

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Well, you weren't using it, so why not.

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This explains a lot!

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Hrmm. I only lay around like a lazy brown speckled banana about 40% of the time, so I guess I'm doing ok by that measure.

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