Biblical...deity's...son....man?
Bring...down...Satan's...minions?
Boy...deity...sacrificed...meaninglessly? Yeah I dunno.
Bible Discussion...study meeting...hm. Suuuure. Body of Christ indeed. Guess Jesus isn't the only one getting 39 lashes this Easter.
Okay I'm done now I promise.
You might be surprised to find out that many of them are closet practitioners of "the arts"
My friend who used to work at the innocuous little white box of an adult store adjacent to a toys-r-us told me that the week of the Southern Baptist Convention was their busiest time of year hands down every year