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Naughty Jesus

Argonauta69 6 Aug 15
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Jesus ain't entering me unless he buys me dinner, tells me I'm pretty, and promises to call.

Fair enough

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I guess the 'hand' of God is not sufficient any longer.

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I covet thy ass gas or grass my child. This chariot don’t swing low for free, me dammit!

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"Come Lord Jesus, come."

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Does one get to pick from where 'Jesus' enters

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Yes Please!

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Well he was a carpenter, he could screw you to the bed.

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This has a Papal ring to it.

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Puts a different slant on 'Oh cum all ye faithful'

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Keywords of the clergy!

zesty Level 7 Sep 22, 2018
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Yes, Jesus wants to enter your heart and this can be done without surgery. All you have to do is shut your eyes and bow your head. Hey, wait! All my heart does is pump blood and you are trying to provide me with a reason that Jesus died. Is this witchcraft?

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Nasty! Lol

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