Busier than a dog with two tails. Busier than a one armed paper hanger.
Lay down with dogs get up with fleas. Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater. Too poor to have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of.
Don't fuck with a truck if you're only a Volkswagen.
Useless as tits on a board.
It'll freeze the balls off a brass monkey.
Don't get yer shit in a knot.
Profanity is a sign of a weak mind struggling to express itself.
my dad would say useless as tits on a boar hog. Which is kinda useless as tits on any male.
lol maybe I've always heard it wrong!
As you sow so shall you reap
That's in the bible I think or at least sounds like it should be.
@rogueflyer After some searching, you are correct. It is found in the bible.
If you wanna run with the big dogs, ya gotta learn to pee in the tall grass.
@Sheannutt I think it's from a movie I saw as a teenager.
My grandmother was a proper Christian. She told me once "Doesn't matter a fart to all the wind in the world". Shocked the hell out of me.
Those who check under the bed have hidden there themselves.