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I just received the most hysterically funny scam-spam email. have you ever gotten one as long-winded and STUPID as this one?

Mr. James Kelvin test@ramsc.itHide
To Recipients test@ramsc.it
( I.M.F ) Head Office
Senior Resident Representative
REF:-XVGNN82010

Attention;

This is to intimate you of a very important information which will be of a great help to redeem you from all the difficulties you have been experiencing in getting your long over due payment, due to excessive demand for money from you by both corrupt Bank officials and Courier Companies after which your fund remain unpaid to you.

I am Mr. James Kelvin, a highly placed official of the International Monetary Fund (IMF). It may interest you to know that reports have reached our office by so many correspondences on the uneasy way which people like you are treated by Various Banks and Courier Companies/ Diplomat across Europe to Africa and Asia /London UK. We have decided to put a stop to that and that is why I was appointed to handle your transaction here in America as Mr. Donald J Trump has given me the permission.

All Governmental and Non-Governmental prostates, NGOs, Finance Companies, Banks, Security Companies and Courier companies which have been in contact with you of late have been instructed to back off from your transaction and you have been advised NOT to respond to them anymore since the International Monetary Fund (IMF) is now directly in charge of your payment. Your name appeared in our payment schedule list of beneficiaries that will receive their funds in this first quarter payment of the year because we only transfer fund twice in a year according to our banking regulation. We apologize for the delay of your payment and please stop communicating with any office now and attention to our office payment accordingly.

Now your new Payment,

United Nation Approval No; UN5685P
White House Approved No: WH44CV,
Reference No.-35460021,
Allocation No: 674632
Password No: 339331,
Pin Code No: 55674
Certificate of Merit Payment No: 103,
Released Code No: 0763;
Immediate (IMF) Telex Confirmation No: -1114433;
Secret Code No: XXTN013.

Your part payment inheritance fund is One Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars USD$ 1.5 Million. Having received these vital payment numbers, therefore you are qualified now to received and confirm your payment with the International Monetary Fund (IMF) American Region immediately within the next 24hrs. We assure you that your payment will get to you as long as you follow my directives and instructions. We have decided to give you a CODE, THE CODE IS: 601. Please, any time you receive a mail with the name Mr. James Kelvin, check if there is CODE (601) if the code is not written, please delete the massage from your box!

You are hereby advised NOT to remit further payment to any institutions with respect to your transaction as your fund will be transferred to you directly from our source. I hope this is clear. Any action contrary to this instruction is at your own risk. Respond to Prof. Ellis Wayne on this e-mail (elliswaynellis@outlook.com) with immediate effect and we shall give you further details on how your fund will be released.

Regards,
James Kelvin (I.M.F).

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genessa 8 Oct 22
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"i'm a highly placed official"

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Very funny however he sounds like a candidate for the trump administration.

I think it is tRUMP trolling for more money from the poor.

@starwatcher-al He writes to well to be trump

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This will only work on trump followers lol

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It's the grammatical and syntax errors in these things that crack me up. At the same time, the scammers are succeeding with some people because if they weren't this would stop. It makes you wonder who falls for this nonsense? Are the elderly the ones being targeted?

i am elderly myself and you know what that means, right? i pee when i laugh! this was a very moist email.

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When you get this kind of junk they always give themselves away in so many ways. This letter has several but the term "a highly placed official" is one of them.

Years ago my ex wife got one from her credit card company and it was from "your most esteemed CEO." Had she have fallen for it the sender would have all of her credit card info very quickly.

i was reading this aloud to my guy and i stopped when i got to that part and said "nobody says 'highly placed official' of himself! either he names his post or he shuts up about it!

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This is too easy....a follow up scammer now would say "Since you have disclosed all your password information, the payment has been collected in your behalf. Send TBD payment to account aa.bbbb.cc.dddd for processing and legal fees and instructions to deposit your IMF monies in your account of preference.....forget the legal fees, just send the acvount number and PIN number to deposit"….......well, getting back to reality here, as crazy as it may seems, this stuff kerps happening for a reason and one reason I can think of is that someone along the way will fall for it, as hilarious and ridiculous it sounds.

but i don't even HAVE a prostate! i'm a woman! rofl rofl rofl

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@genessa I missed that one (had to re-read the whole thing again). You stand correct, it's hilarious !!! It's even hard to tell if it's a typo or plain broken English ???????

@genessa Donald Trump has given me permission to MAGA (Make Assured, Great Ass) check that you indeed do not have a proletariat.

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I haven't received a letter like this one for some time. I get a lot of scam phone calls from the IRS, threatening to turn me over to the "authorities" for not paying my taxes. The IRS would never call someone. They send a letter if there's a problem with your tax return.

oh i felt so left out until i finally got one of those, but i couldn't mess with the caller because it was a recording.

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Please respond. This dude needs fucked with so hard.

I feel like 601 is just not a secure enough code for 1.5 billion dollars. And, your house is blue not white, shouldn't it be a blue house code? Maybe someone is following you, are they IMF?

@Minta79 i might just have to get the fbi involved.

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@genessa it's the responsible thing to do.

@Minta79 but they never answer!

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@genessa dude, I just meant fuck with dude and tell him the FBI is involved...

@Minta79 maybe tomorrow.

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Dear Kelvin James,

Thank you for reaching out to me. I have been trying to get ahold of IMF for weeks about this payment.

I am worried about security, though. I see there is a white house code below, but my house is not white. How can I get an appropriately colored code?

Also 601 seems too short for 1.5 BILLION dollars. Can you generate a more secure code, please?

Please confirm if the person currently following me is an IMF employee. I know the FBI is sometimes involved in situations like this and I need to be sure they only see correct data.

Hopping you are Well,

@Minta79 you know, you could do it too!

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@genessa the FBI takes reports, but you will never know what they do, if anything. I tried to report a scam to my State Attorney's office, only to be told they only handle scams if you fall for them; they referred me to the feds.

@Beowulfsfriend they don't even say "thanks for the report now don't expect an answer." oh well!

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No never this involved. I always get the same old scam only the names and address are changed.

i guess i'm just lucky!

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@genessa My reply and examples on this are from e-mail. The one I get from the phone scams all the time is the recording from the IRS that if you do not send them money "you will be arrested by the local cops." It makes me wonder who in the hell makes this shit up.

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