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If you could have any sci-fi gadget or technology, what would you choose?

I choose: a Culture knife missile.

*"The door burst open, slamming against the mud wall. Sma flinched. The two black-cloaked men filled the doorway. She could smell them. One strode in towards her, sword out, rope in the other hand, not noticing the drone at her side.

'Excuse me,' said Skaffen-Amtiskaw.

The man glanced at the machine, without breaking stride.
Then he wasn't there anymore, and dust filled the room, and Sma's ears were ringing, and pieces of mud and paper were falling from the ceiling and fluttering through the air, and there was a large hole straight through the wall into the next room, across from where Skaffen-Amtiskaw - seemingly defying the law of concerning action/reaction . Hovered in exactly the same place as before. A woman shrieked hysterically in the room through the hole, where what was left of the man was embedded in the wall above her bed, his blood spattered copiously over ceiling, floor, walls, bed and her.

The second man whirled into the room, discharging a long gun point-blank at the drone; the bullet became a flat coin of metal a centimetre in front of the machine's snout, and clunked to the floor. The man unsheathed and swung his sword in one flashing movement, scything at the drone through the dust and smoke. The blade broke cleanly on a bump of red-coloured field just above the machine's casing, the the man was lifted of his feet.

The man trashed wildly in the centre of the room for a second, then he was a blur through the air above her. There was another colossal pulse of sound, and a ragged aperture appeared in the wall over her head, beside the window looking out to the square.

One of the warriors roared, brandishing his sword and lunging towards the door of the inn.

He managed two steps. He was still roaring when the knife missile flicked past him, field outstretched. It separated his neck from his shoulders; the roar turned to a sound like the wind, bubbling thickly through the exposed wind-pipe as his body crashed to the dust.

Faster - and turning more tightly - than any bird or insect, the knife missile made an almost invisibly quick circle round most of the riders, producing an odd stuttering noise.

Seven of the riders - five standing, two still mounted - collapsed into the dust, in fourteen separate pieces.

In the square, both of the inn-keeper's daughters slipped to the ground from the mounts they had been tied to, their bonds slashed in the same cut that killed all seven men.

One man dropped his sword and started to run. The knife missile plunged straight through him. It curved like a red light shining on a hook, and slashed across the necks of the last two dismounted riders, felling both. The mount of the final rider was rearing up in front of the missile, its fangs bared, forelegs lashing, claws exposed. The device went through its neck and straight into the face of the rider.

The knife missile spun slowly about, seemingly reviewing its few seconds' work, then it started to float back towards the window."*

Jnei 8 Oct 25
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A tachyon beam emitter, like they have on Star Trek. Not sure what it is, but it seems to fix anything. It gets you out of all scrapes, makes bad dudes go away, makes things work, and it's like a Swiss Army Knife in the universe, according to the ST episodes. One for the house, boat, car, and even the bedroom, to make sure everything works. Uhumm...Better than a sonic screwdriver, and indispensable to modern living, in the future.

"Captain, I could a fire a tachyon beam at it sir!"
"Make it so, Mr Data."

Problem solved.

Is that like Doctor Who's sonic screwdriver?

@godef yes but bigger, more flexible, and solves just about any problem, if you watch ST TNG particularly. My understanding is that a tachyon particle is a theoretical particle that moves faster than the speed of light. Exactly why it solves problems I do not know, but it does, seemingly, and I'd like one. 🙂

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The T.A.R.D.I.S. and a sonic screwdriver. 🙂

Oh, hell, I'll really like a gun that obliterated people and left no trace of them.
I would start with animal abusers and pedophiles....and work my way up to religious extremists and drug lords....

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A size gun. You could shrink down trump supporters so their body fits their brains.

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I think I'd like to have the Millennium Falcon.

I bet the Defiant would beat it in the Kessel Run ?

No, I'd like one of those Imperial twin wing fighters, you know the ones I mean. They make a whiney sound, but great for buzzing around the solar system. The Falcon looks like it needs a lot of maintenance. Not my thing.

@oldFloyd I don't care. I don't want it to race it.

@KKGator oh nevermind

@KKGator I think you want to be Han Solo, a good hearted space pirate. 🙂

@David1955 Sssshhhh. You aren't supposed to tell anyone. 😉

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Green Lantern's ring...

Sick call!

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I want a Babble Fish. I like to understand people.

BillF Level 7 Oct 25, 2018
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A Stargate

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A teleporter, love travel hate airports.

With you on that one.

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I'd like to have a transporter or a food replicator.

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A hollowdeck (since universal translator, aka babelfish, was already mentioned).

Zster Level 8 Oct 25, 2018

I wish that I had read your response before I offered mine because yours is much better. To be able to pick any state, any time period or any planet and interact (with the safety protocols on) with the inhabitants would be far better than what I listed.

@SLBushway I have wished for a transporter MANY times! The food replicator is a good idea, too. Sure woukd be nice when I am too tired for cooking after work. (:

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If I can't have a Star Trek style teleporter, I'll settle for a Pan-Galactic Gargleblaster.

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The healing machines from Elysium or teleporters

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In Jupiter Ascending Kalique Abrasax takes a bath in what I could only identify as what is called "Premium Abrasax Regenex or Nectar A telomere regeneration nectar, Oh without the farming a world of humans to make the nectar. So Startrek medication replicator to go with it. The mice already have it!! [sciencedaily.com]

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I love Culture ship names.

Anticipation Of A New Lover's Arrival, The; Just Another Victim Of The Ambient Morality and Lightly Seared On The Reality Grill are three favourites. 🙂

@Jnei I like Poke It With A Stick and I Blame Your Parents myself.

Culture ship names, love this topic. For me :
Grey area
Cargo cult.

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In sci-fi I would want the iron man suit case
But if fantasy count I wish I had the luggage from Discworld

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The "flash memory eraser" from MIB.

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Dimensional travel, like in Zelazny's Amber series, using the pattern on one end or the logrus at the chaos end, dipping into another dimension to retrieve something I need in my immediate reality or just moving wherever I want through shadow. Or a light saber. Either one. ?

Joining to you! I'm a very big fan of Zelazny Amber series, with logrus/labirinth system you can get almost everything
I was in shock when I found out that Zhelazny pass away

@justgl I'd even take an enhanced cell phone that acted like the trumps. ?

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How about a 4D printer? (I just made that up)

godef Level 7 Oct 25, 2018
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A large (car sized) Star Trek-type replicator. We could do a lot of good with that. Making things that people need at very little cost.

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The technology and know how to create sleeves from Altered Carbon. How cool would it be to live in different bodies and change them when you want. Live life as a woman or a child again. Plus the immortality aspect.

Quarm Level 6 Oct 28, 2018
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Elder Wand

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I guess the Infinity Gauntlet but less flashy looking.. it's kinda like a Swiss army knife of sci-fi..
but I will settle on a detector that helps me pick out a good shopping cart, one that the front wheel doesn't rattle.

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It would be hard to top that one. I remember reading that. Love me some Ian Banks.

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Fornixator. 1,000,000 internet points to anyone who gets the ref.

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I would choose MDT-48, from Alan Glynn's "The Dark Fields", upon which the movie "Limitless" was based. I could find some uses for that.

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My idea would center around an information implantation technology. Strap on a helmet with a quantum physics module, and in seconds, have the complete knowledge of that subject downloaded and processed into the thinking mind.

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