A couple years ago heard this.

A chap was walking home from work one day and stopped by the pub for a beer. Had a few and not keen on the reception he was going to get from his wife, took a meandering route and came upon a gathering at the shoreline. Stopped and listened and it was a religious service. We call it getting dipped. Anyway he found himself out in the water with the preacher getting dipped. When the preacher let him up and asked if he found Jesus yet. The chap mumbled no, so down the preacher put him again. He waited a little longer and let him up and repeated the question, have you found Jesus yet? The chap again said no. So the preacher did it again keeping him even longer under the water. Finally he let him up and asked again to the coughing, sputtering near drowned chap, have you found Jesus yet? The poor fellow, who was sobering a bit with the drippings and cold, sputtered and said, no, he didn't, and then asked, are you sure this is where he fell in?