Well first of all I've been sober and drug-free for many many years now . But Just thought y'all might get a laugh out of this. Flashing back on when I was 18 I was really really a wild child. Anyways I had a minor operation on my back and they shot me up with morphine. So two nurses are willing me out back to my room and I slowly woke up and stared at the ceiling and said WHOOOWEE. I'm high as a MUTHA F..KA! Nurses looked a little embarrassed and said to me Shhhhhh. Be quiet you can't talk like that... My response... Oh hell no I am F.....KED UP!!!.