Ever want to frustrate the bejeezus out of telemarketers? Get Lenny. Lenny is a pre-recorded response program designed to engage marketers and give them the impression they're talking to a real person.
Listening for only a few minutes will give you a good idea of how Lenny works, and of course you can stop listening at any time. I don't actually know if Lenny is available to the general public, but that might be a way to drive those numskulls out of their minds, if not the business. Enjoy:
All's fair in love and phone conversations I say...