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Ruin a date in four words or less.

Over to you...

Flettie 7 Dec 1
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I figured I would switch it up and tell you actual pick up lines I have witnessed fail.

  1. Hey girl hey
  2. Hi, my name is ____
  3. My buddy over there just bet me I couldn't get your number
  4. Your friend is hot
  5. The horn blows how about the driver
  6. The (insert favorite sports team) sucks
  7. My family owns this place
  8. How's your grandma doing
  9. I work for Edward Jones
  10. Ah, I remember you now. puts hand on back of girls head

I had a lot of shitty friends growing up

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Vaccines cause autism.

The earth is flat.

Climate change isn't real.

Trump isn't so bad.

I'm not voting.

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Old profile picture huh?

2

Ok it's more than four but...."I don't want to ruin one...I want to have one !!!"

0

Bring out the gimp.

2

I'm reeeeaaallly into K-Pop.

1

I'm about to hurl.

4

Trump.

I'd never do you.

Have you accepted jesus

I'm really into blood

I'm an incel

Fuck feminism

Women's rights? Your joking

Make me a sandwich

2

I forgot my wallet.

0

you're ugly

lerlo Level 8 Dec 2, 2018

@HardBlues69 but effective 🙂 and they don't have to wait for all 4 words ...

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When's the last time?

2

Can't get STDs twice!

0

My ex: better dick.

2

I have an STD.

My father is here.

Are you into necrophilia?

Let's go get married.

@CoastRiderBill

Love your sense of humor!

3

??baby shark dodododododo ??

2

I drink my pee

5

Remind me to avoid all of you 😉

This is your one reminder: avoid all of us.

3

Wow! You ARE fat!

2

Meet my mother

5

Thats all there is?

3

Netflix and safe word?

4

As Nietzche once said...

3

This garage sale rocks!

3

Is your sister coming?

5

Like my ankle monitor?

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