I don't drink nor do I like coffee

False advertising.......I liked it.....

A carpenter I knew used to split the grocery list with his gf when they shopped, to save time. One Friday morning she says to him, "I made decaf for your Thermos today. See if you like it."
He got home, she said how was your coffee he said he didn't notice the decaf being any different. She said "that's good. You have been drinking it all week."

Well at least one of us will be happy ( as I grin from ear to ear after chugging it in front of her )

Only works if you’re doing an open face coffin btw ?

Luckily, I don't have a wife to deal with