I have tell you about the only time in my life that I laughed so hard that I almost passed out. Literally, I laughed so hard for so long that I couldn't breathe and got tunnel vision.

My ex made one of the chili flavored Ramens and he didnt finish it because it was too spicy. Within 5 minutes he went from casually scratching his balls to screaming from the shower "ITS NOT HELPING!!"

I was dying laughing. He scratched and apparently got some on his junk. XD

So maybe it was best that it was your eye. ^^

Did you secretly enjoy it just a tad? ?

Don’t touch yourself there before washing your hands with warm water and soap.

You have my sympathy.

After moving jalapeño peppers off a slice of pizza, I rubbed my eye. My eye burst into flames!

Well, did it live up to your expectations? ?

Ouch!