I would be able to get a donut and coffee, I think.

I'd be starving. Never overtly or pushy - but a couple times subtly.

In truth, it would be chump change. Might amount to more if I lived in the Bible Belt and wasn't willing to be seen as "rude" by the impertinent.

LOL I'd be a freakin' millionaire!

If I had to live on the money, would have starved years ago. Don't suffer fools gladly.

I'd be wicked rich..

I'd be rich enough to buy Trump a better wig and have enough left over to get him to wear it

Not as rich as I would be for all the times religious folk have spewed logically incoherent and fallacious arguments at me.

lol... maybe a nickel... or less. But then, maybe people who meet me don't want me in their group, eh?

Pretty sure I broadcast myself as a lost cause. Bored the hell out of a Krishna follower once. I take it as a mark of pride.

Maybe a nickel. The Mormon missionaries are very polite.

Maybe enough to get a bottle of water.

If that were the case then over my 64 years I'd have to reckon on my having enough to be able supplement my meager government pension quite a bit.
Especially considering that my Evangelist neighbour tries repeatedly at every opportunity to 'lead' me to the path.'
Hey, IF you made it a dollar for every 'attempt' then in the last 4 years I'd have enough to say goodbye to the pension completely.

Not very, maybe 50 cents. Everyone who tried quickly learns that I know more about their religion then they do. I actually enjoy talking to religious folks though, use their phasing against them. For created "dog kind and human kind and Bird kind"... also measles kind, bubonic plague kind, dung beetle kind... it's fun.

Not that rich because they think I'm way too lost when in fact it's them lol. suits me just fine.

I'd be poor. I guess I have my good, old resting bitch face to thank for making me unapproachable.

After being dragged out of bed for the umpteenth time early one Saturday morning to hear "the good news" (I worked nights at the time) I told them I didn't need saving, I didn't believe in hell. They asked my religion so I said "wiccan". They were confused & asked, "whats that?" Me: "you know, a witch. I don't like to use that word...witch...too much baggage." They could not leave fast enough & evidently it got our address on the "do not convert" list.

I would have maybe 8 pennies certainly less than 50.