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Funny pick up lines. Share 'em! 😅😂😅

SleeplessInTexas 8 Jan 30
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A price to definitely not haggle over. 🙂

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I've never picked anyone up but I have been picked up, that's what women do, they decide. I did have a hot blonde in a power suit say to me in a bar, 'You'll do' but I declined the offer. A friend in Uni, George the Greek often used the line 'You look good, want to come back to my room and fuck?' - George was a math major so it was all about percentages and even though he didn't look like much he said he managed about a third slaps in the face and about 10% success rate.
Another friend Barry, the Queen of Queen Street would walk up to his lust interest in a gay bar and whisper in the guy's ear 'Pardon me but would you mind if I pushed in your stool' Barry rarely went home alone.

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That is a good one!

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How much does a polar bear weigh?

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What, those rags.

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Excuse me, Does this rag smell like chloroform?

JK,
I honestly don't know any good ones.

Ah you got to it first!

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I look like you could use another drink. Let's do a shot.

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