Made up my own valentines day card this year. How do you like it?
Happy Valentines Day!
*opens card
Thinking of parts of you!
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I think it's funny as hell and sounds like something I would send : ) But this is from a woman who gave a man a card that read "Let me call you sweetheart" "Cause I can't remember your name".
Some folks seem to have had their senses of humor surgically removed at some point