usually you try to go to a fight in canada and bingo breaks out

Bingo is no joke. Those little old ladies will shank a person in a heartbeat

sad but funny at the same time.
my wife's uncle is 101 & is in what is euphemistically called a lodge.
a few weeks ago they decided to replace the dining room furniture. the new furniture was due to be installed & in place by dinner time. someone fucked up & when the olders showed up for dinner there were no tables & chairs. after a few minutes some became quite irate & the staff had to keep them from actually kicking each other.
the script writers in the sky come up with some great jokes for the entertainment of the gods.

What, no video? I'd love to have seen that.

Old people can get feisty! I live in senior apartments and they occasionally have a Bingo in our community center. A few times things have gotten to where it almost came to blows! Don't mess with Gramps or Granny! Lol

I thought we calmed down as we aged!!