I am very weird...I love having a bed alone. No snores, no hot sweaty man body. My sat morning snooze alone are very precious to me. Then again. I have never had my own bedroom and I have been single for exactly 3 months since I was 16 years old.

I also miss forking.

Like the sound of one hand clapping.

Reminds me of a funny story. I used to help out a couple that had a small real estate business. His wife, Hanalore, would call me and ask me to fix some furniture in their office. Her husband Haley, was very heavy and constantly broke chairs. I would go and fix them. One day they said they were leaving (Germany) and going back to Dover, Delaware and if I could fix their bed. The owner of the house had bought cheap, army surplus furniture but the tenants would have to replace anything that was broken. The bed was actually 2 single beds put together and he had collapsed one of the beds. That meant 2 large people shared one single bed. I asked how they did that and they said just like spoons. That picture I didn't want to have.
Spooning is nice unless one partner is having hot flashes. The other partner gets burnt.

spooning alone is a tight wad~

Body pillow life.

I've got the alone part down, but how do you spoon alone?