I haven’t seen one where I am now. Hate those things!

You are weird bro. I would have stabbed the thing with my murder knife. Why did you have a bird napping on your shoulder anyway? I tell birds go nap in the woods, on tree branches, if they need my napping location advice.

Drop the brush... grab the pen and pad... You could be the Next Anne Rice... But do you know cockroaches are afraid of you?

You need a highly trained attack cockatiel.

I am not a fan of cockroaches either! They are so uninvited and show up anyway!

Kill it! Set it on fire! Victory dance!

seems legit ?

I adore the fact the people on this medium can write!

You hit a cuco with one stomp or swat, they will play roach possum, and after a second or two, scamper very quickly to the nearest crevice. If you caught the little asshole square the first time, good for you. But if you don't hear the crunch and see the guts, they are still alive and waiting for you to stop paying attention. How do I know this? Oh, I can tell you some stories. For the record, macaws will not fuck with cucos. Cats are another story. And everything is all fun and games until you realize, those little bastards can fly!