Actually (my nod to dandywine) the hind teats are usually the most plentiful of producers! The front teats are generally smaller and produce less milk..
(from my experience as a dog breeder of 40+ years!)

@Rustee Makes me wonder if pigs are different than dogs. "Sucking hind teat" was my father's phrase and he was a farm boy.

Huzzah!
I say old chum.

Is growing on me

I go with shiitake mushrooms.

Sounds like he was from South of the river. Says the girl with her own speech affectation.

@Minta79 I think he's from Georgia. He has a whole list. Some of them are pretty good, and I probably use similar expressions, but that one stuck. If used properly, it can be off putting. If someone asks you a serious question about going somewhere or doing something, you can look them in the eye and ask, "yont to?" It's enhanced if you use it in conjunction with your question-face, where you do your eyebrows in a questioning manner. Some people will say, "Yes, I yont to." Let's you know that you've infected them. I don't know, it may be troll behavior on my part.

If i go to that party they're all going to people. I don't people. I won't be going to the party.

@CommonHuman I see what you're going for but it sounds confusing. That's why I couldn't figure it out. Thanks for clearing that up.

The USA was peopled by immigrtants from all over Europe.?
The education department was peopled with uncooperative bureacrats.?
A bit contrived but it does work.

@CommonHuman That’s a bit like “I went out today, it was too peopley”

I called in to work. I tried, but I just can't people today. it's just too much.