Orange Esther.

?. And they neeeeeed Israel. For Armageddon.

I say, a good Rapture of the Xtians would be beneficial.

Oh for fuck sake.

Could we get a warning to all the sane people in DC to get out of town, covertly, and then just let North Korea bomb the shit out of it? Then the North Koreans would be happy, and we'd be happy too. Win-win.

That is every bit as plausible as God helping Moses part the Red Sea, and telling Noah how to build a wooden boat that could withstand 30,000 feet of rain in 40 days. Once you believe that level of nonsense, you can believe anything.