If you are trying to get away from the tiresome returns that everyone uses (How are you? Fine. What's new? Same old thing. etc...) Try mixing up the days. Someone says: "How are you?" Tell them "Friday" when it's Monday. I try to come up with different returns.

Oh come on now. I don't mind if someone tells me they hope I have "a good day". I'll take offense if they tell me to get fucked. I certainly don't mind someone wishing me the best. Be well.

Thank you! I get so tired of people insisting I have a good day. I'll have the day I feel like having, thankyouverymuch.

Thank you. I always do. Same to you.