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The reason we do see god is because he lives in a black hole. We just now have been able to get the first pictures of where he lives. As technology improves we might get to actually see him. As a black hole in our universe he will pull in all matter. Once that happens the black hole will be unstable and explode in a Big Bang sending matter every where. And in 7 god days life will be created.

Jk1960 7 Apr 11
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So, does each god get their own designated black hole?

Don’t we all have our own black hole?

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How do you know this “god” is a he, is it going to be a clear photograph of his penis?

@snifflz Maybe “he’s” a good shot.

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Sounds just as likely as any other creationist tale so far.

Unity Level 7 Apr 11, 2019

I entered the world through a black hole. Perhaps I'm god! Lol

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I'll have some of what you're taking, please.....

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Lmao ? that made my evening!!! Lol

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Hope God is a she!

zesty Level 7 Apr 11, 2019

That would explain a lot.

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Sounds religious to me..

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Oh, that's not god it's a timelord named Omega the third doctor ran into him back in the sixties ?

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Lmao hilarious! along with the comments underneath this post ?

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What if...?

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And his pet fairies, and angels, and the creature from the black lagoon... All one big black hole family.

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When did we see god? I'm sure that would have made at least 1 news cycle.

1of5 Level 8 Apr 11, 2019
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Galileo may have had more about this, but he feared for the stake and so he put his daughter in a convent and wrote everything in the abstract. Joel Olsteen and Billy Graham Jr. are not even close to talking their way out of this one or climate change debates. Not a very profitable subject on their end or any other religious organization for that matter.

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hmm. i know the definition of joke. i think the word "funny" figures into it somewhere. not here, though.

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Blah blah blah ... Blah blah

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Yes, that makes perfect sense.

#sarcasm

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As good an explanation as any. Personally I prefer the Big Sneeze:

Many races believe that the creation of the Universe involved some sort of God, though the Jatravartid people of Viltvodle VI believe that the entire Universe was in fact sneezed out of the nose of a being known as the Great Green Arkleseizure. The Jatravartids live in perpetual fear of the time they call "the Coming of the Great White Handkerchief," somewhat similar to the Apocalypse. -- Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

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I don't "see god" in anything, ever.
There is no "god" on the other side of any black hole.

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That’s some terrible science fiction.

Grammar: A-
Vocabulary: B+
Science: F-

@Jk1960 Well, the notions of seeing into a black hole and it devouring all matter seems a bit off.

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I Laughed.

Isn't this just one step further along from gods living atop Mount Olympus?

@Jk1960 Indeed. God moves in mysterious ways...

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I'm gonna need a lot more evidence before I can subscribe to that theory... Like, A LOT more.

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I have a few questions.

- How long is a "god day?"

- Can a "god day" also be a measure of distance as well as time like a light year?

- If so, how far can god travel over the course of a "god day" based on the "speed of god?"

- If there's a ""god day" then I assume there's a "god week," a "god month," and a "god year." Why does an eternal being need his own personal measure of time? I don't live my life based on "Spanky time."

Please respond within one standard (not god) day.

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You've got be kidding, " God lives in a Black Hole," but we can't actually see Black Holes, just like God we can only IMAGINE what they MAY look like and since there's NO proof nor evidence that God ever existed or even exists then how one merely postulate that god resides anywhere.

@Jk1960 Yeah right, now pull the other leg it plays Jingle Bells.

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