Wedding:
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"
"Because white is the color of happiness and today is the happiest day of her life." Her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple.
The child thought about this for a moment, then said, "So, why is the groom wearing black?"
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.@Marcel3405 I would have told the little girl, "Because I love penguins. They are my favourite animals. The man I am marrying is my favourite animal. He loves me enough to dress up like one. I love him too, just in a penguin suit."
SleeplessInTexas
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May 26, 2019
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A marriage between dressed animals?...that sounds weird.
@Merseyman1 I was being sarcastic. Obviously.
@SleeplessInTerxas @Merseyman1 I'm just now reminded of a line from "The Big Bang Theory" when Sheldon first saw Amy in her big poofy white wedding dress, he remarked "You look beautiful. Like a pile of swans." So, a swan and a penguin: why not? 
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