I've made mention of my landlord from time to time. We get along fairly well, considering he's an Evangelical Conservative and I'm a Queer Atheist Progressive. But every now and then, our ideological differences come into play. . Now, my landlord has vehicles. By this, I mean he owns: NINE, not counting his "spirit animal," the Winnebago RV (bigger than some folks actual mobile homes) and his three motorcycles. I have jokingly said to him that he might be a lawyer, but where I come from, owning THAT many cars and trucks? Automatic redneck status! (Plus I'm still sorta ticked off that he wrote my parking space out of the lease. That was a dickhead lawyer move, I'm sorry.)
He teases ME about all my friends owning Priuses and asked me the other day if that was a requirement. I replied that as a matter of fact it WAS and I make folks fill out a questionaire before accepting them as friends. Lol.