You look like a girl that doesn't like one liners.

I was introduced to a friend of friends at their Xmas party (who they invited thinking she would be perfect for a different friend, ironically). We both stood there with our drinks for a long awkward pause as the friends walked away. To break the pause, I asked, "So... You into leather?"

Turned out her sense of humor was just as twisted as mine, she laughed her ass off. We monopolized one another's conversations. Two hours later I was sitting in the big leather chair with her in my lap kissing me. We dated for 7 months, so...

" Excuse me.
What's the worst pick up line you've ever heard?"