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My independent, fundamental, quiverful, baptist sister told me I was going straight to hell. So I sent the family new photos.

SallyInStitches 7 July 22
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In case of the Rapture, you could offer to look after their pets. For a small up front fee, of course.

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Keep a holy water towel handy next time you see them. lol

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That’s awesome. 😄

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That’s funny. I would ask how after a thousand years in heaven can you still be ok with me being in hell? What about after a million years? A billion years? They are preaching finite crime, infinite punishment.

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When I’m told that, I say that I’ve rented a bus, in case they need a ride. Might as well ride the fun bus to hell, right?!

My go to is, "oh didn't you know? I already have a reserved suite & a job. I get to be the one that says welcome to hell, I'm your caseworker. Let me take you on a little tour of the place then we'll go through your file & see where you'll fit in best...& don't touch the thermostat...the boss hates thst."

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You look terrific....

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Purgatory is too good for you, eh? Well, damn it all to hell then.

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That's officially awesome!

1of5 Level 8 July 22, 2019
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My response is generally that it scares me as much as telling me Santa isn’t going to bring me any presents this Christmas! 😄

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To those people I like to say, "Yep, and I'm going to enjoy watching all the surprised hypocrites who show up. Maybe I'll see you, or not." Smile.

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Tell her I'm going to have fun

bobwjr Level 10 July 22, 2019
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"Straight to hell"? How did you get an express pass? I thought everyone took the scenic route.

That her way of saying she's never gonna leave your side?

Because in the 1980s, I pointed out that "having as many kids as god sees fit" is great but when is he gonna get up off diaper & formula money & let mom off the hook for $500 a month. That sat poorly w/her & she didn't speak to me for 4 years & 2 kids. Every time she's spoken to me since, she puts on her cloak of martyrdom & tries to witness to me. Last time she started Bible thumping I told her me & god are good w/me wallowing in sin. This to.e she read the bumper sticker on my car & had a fit in the funeral home parking lot.

@SallyInStitches Wow she couldn't control herself at a funeral huh? That rots for you.

I'm sorry. It's such an inappropriate place for vitriol - but somehow someone is gonna do it.

We all seem to have one.

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