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Sunday school teacher blames Noah's flood on climate change...

You can't make this up!

[lbc.co.uk]

Envixer 5 July 30
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So Fucking stupid it hurts

bobwjr Level 9 July 30, 2019
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Brilliant example of religious lunacy.

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uh huh. lots of CO2 caused by fred flintstone buzzing around on his wheel.

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One cannot expect anything else from a Sunday School Teacher. Twatt.

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Good for Peggy, saying she doesn't believe everything in the bible. So, if she believes stories A, B, and C from the bible, but Fred from her church likes story C, but not the others, and thinks Peggy should believe story D, which, say, she adamantly denies, and they only represent a small sample of their congregation, which represents a small sample of that denomination . . . Thank you, Peggy. Nobody works harder than you and your faith to advance agnosticism/atheism.

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Well at least they believe in climate change

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The religious are professionals at making this shit up.

@avron Yes! When it comes to making your religion look plausible it really helps to have magic on your side. It makes the possibilities endless! It must be so wonderful not having to deal with that silly old thing called physics. For us smucks tied up with reality, physics is always getting in the way.

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Wow...that isn't even REMOTELY cherry picking.

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That's hilarious.

"You can't bring climate change into the Old Testament".

The curious thing is that the Noah's Flood story, like that of the earlier one from Babylon, probably did have its source in the floods at the end of the last Ice Age, around 12,000 B.C.

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But,,,,I'm sure Noah's ark had a diesel engine. How could ,,,,,,,,,,,never mind.........

Sorry mate, You are wrong … the ark was powered by fast sodium-cooled reactors with some auxiliary Volkswagen Beetle engines.

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Montana’s Republican Representative in Congress, believes that because Noah worked all his life, we shouldn’t have any type of retirement policies.

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Marvelous. Probably caused by all that burning incense and animal flesh.

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why are they allowed to teach lies. Noah was a fable

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Don't you know that Noah, Gilgamesh, Atrahasis, and Ziusudra were all trying to survive many of earths flooding events, especially the end of the ice age one?

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I have to admire how well the host was keeping it together in the face of such vast vapidity. I have a headache now from listening to that.

The host is one of my favourites!

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Ah, the rank idiocy of the Faithfools, there IS truly NOTHING that compares to it.

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According to this christian caller, they "don't teach kids the old testament no more." But she is still a believer....wow. Unbelievable!!

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Well it does make more sense than god did it to punish civilization. 😂

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You learn something new every day!

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My minds going Dave, I can feel it, I can feel it.. My mind is going.... Would you like to hear a little song... It's called Dazey.

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Why do people associate the OT with Christianity? Surely the texts to read are in the NT.
I suspect that this Sunday teacher feels free to speculate on the meaning of O.T. events and treats them as the myths and legends that they are. For this presenter to teat her in this way is nothing but bullying.
If he wants to argue about christianity he should stick to the subject and not go off at a tangent.
I know that lots of christians believe that the OT is true, but this lady clearly didn't.

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It's plain to see where this is going. Make everyone aware that climate change is actually caused by Noah's flood. Now you have your foot in the door for legislation directed at the flood. Will this work? Yes, if you are trying to create religious politics. It is a "do nothing" approach because god is responsible for the flood so it all must be in god's plan. Also, you must be either an idiot or a Republican.

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In 10,000 years, we won't believe any of this crap. Many will believe some other crap, we'll all be dead, or we'll have all grown up...or some mix of those three, lol.

What if there was a shot you could get to make you realize your stupid, baseless ideas were stupid and baseless?

The truth is always there to be rediscovered, but every lie will be forgotten one day.

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Lol

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