So I was sitting in traffic during the afternoon commute today when I saw part of a billboard up ahead. It was practically glowing in the waning sunlight. I read "JESUS CAN FREE YOU..." and the rest was blocked from my view by a truck.
I thought, "Free me from what?? The weight of my soul crushing debt? The monotony of a 9-5 office job? What is it?! I must know what Jesus can save me from this time!"
Slowly, the traffic crept forward and I could see more and more of the sign. After what felt like an eternity, I finally saw the whole thing.
JESUS CAN FREE YOU FROM SIN
Well that was disappointing. Some of us quite enjoy living in sin. I certainly don't feel the need to be freed from it. But it seems, even here in mostly liberal, progressive Massachusetts, I can never be truly free of having religion crammed down my throat.
Happy Friday, y'all!
I don't do what I call the big ones, but, well
the fun bits of life, others would call sin.
There have been a few posts on guilty pleasures.
I am going to burn, but I will at least take some marshmallows to share.
I would love it if you could save me a marshmallow, please.
@WickedNicki No doubt I will be there first, so will take an extra bag and keep a spot for you, just follow the toasty smell!
@Rugglesby Much appreciated! If I get there first you can find me at the bar.
This reminds me of when I play bumper sticker "Jeopardy" my favorite is:
The answer:
"jesus saves"
The question:
What is a fictious diety.
I like the argument proposed by Rasputin more. It was more like "Jesus can free you TO sin".
Rasputin said: "You can't be forgiven until you have sinned".
Why should he? My sins are mine and mine alone. My responsibility. Why would this dude I've never met want to take all my punishment for my own mistakes? Is he a masochist? I won't learn from my mistakes that way. SMH this Jesús guy should worry about himself first.
What if he could turn your sins into wine like he supposedly did with water?
@WickedNicki I don't drink lol
@LadyAlyxandrea That's OK. I'd buy Jesus sin wine from you.
As far as I remember a sin is 'without love' there are many times in a day when I am without love and it doesn't bother me one iota. In fact i'd hate ot be plagued by the feelign of love if someone has just rear ended my car
It's the old patent medicine show trick of creating an imaginary disease, and then offering a cure. Christianity created the state of sin, and then offered up Jesus to cure it. Only their snake oil is a bit harder to swallow.
@Robotbuilder: This should go into a list of best quotes about religion. Love it!
If only Jeebus could deliver us from traffic. Now that would be a miracle!
Amen to that!
Maybe you didn't see the whole sign. It probably said: :JESUS CAN SAVE YOU FROM SINGLES CRUISES!
I chuckle every time I'm on my way back to my works shop from the east end of town because of one of those silly jesus billboards by the road. It's so random to see and almost unnoticeable if you've conditioned yourself to igore billboards. Sadly this one has JESUS in big ass red letters which it a little harder to ignore.
It read "JESUS you only way to god - call ### - FIND - TRUTH"
Ain't no one finding anything other than some bored ass pastor trying to make an easy dollar.