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If we were all forced to wear a warning label, what would yours say?

Alliegirl 7 Mar 18
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KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDRE, always eye and ear protection, contents may be irrational.

@silvereyes I thought about that later. It is really meant to warn that I am a bad influence upon America's youth.

@silvereyes I would have been disappointed if you hadn't!

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Does not suffer fools or Christians gladly.

MrLink Level 8 Mar 19, 2018

A lot of times fools and christians seem to be in just one category....

@snytiger6 well, I didn't want to offend fools by lumping them all together.

@MrLink LOL....

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Free thinker alert, warning if you ask him something he may just tell you the truth.

Man, that’s a good one!

Love it!

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I’m a hemorrhoid

Ha, ha, ha! Permission to use that, Donto101?

@bolshevik41 go for it

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"Slippery When Wet."

Deb57 Level 8 Mar 19, 2018

GMTA. That is the same warning label that I posted 🙂

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Desiccant - DO NOT EAT

LMAO!

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"This bag is not a toy"

Qualia Level 8 Mar 19, 2018
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Smarter than the average bear.

Do you know what happened when god tried to create another Yogi?

God made a Boo-Boo

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If you want to know if God is real or not, just push my buttons!

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I've been wearing a warning label all my life. LMFAO!!!!

And, my favorite.

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Runs with Scissors!

"Running With Scissors" was a very "different" book.

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Contains HUMOR!
Interaction may cause uncontrolled laughter.

jasen Level 8 Mar 19, 2018
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If the label came with a picture, this might be it

LizL Level 5 Mar 19, 2018

Love, love, love this!

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  • Proceed at your own risk.
  • Quiet!
  • No trigger warnings beyond this point.
  • Choking risk. (Standard warning label for small bits.)
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Don’t fuck with me!

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equal force and honest replies. process with caution.

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⚠️ Warning: self hating know-it-all ⚠️

miffy Level 5 Mar 19, 2018
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I'm Tired, I'm Cranky, LEAVE ME ALONE!

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Can always be used as a bad example.

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Do not fold, spindle, or mutilate.

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Charlene is addictive..

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Warning: I brake for birds

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"will steadfastly refuse to conform to your stupid expectations"

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Beware

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Bullshit free zone

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