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If you met Yahweh, what is the most important question you would ask him?.

Please entertain me, most of us here find it highly improbable Yahweh exist. It's more possible Sasquatch or Aliens exist rather than Yahweh. Wonder if one third of the world's population is right.

Give me best and worst question. Lol

Castlepaloma 8 Sep 18
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Did you think that was funny you fucking cunt!?

Yes I did find this funny, who is this cunt your talking about? Oh! Lol, you mean Yahweh.

@Castlepaloma That's the question I would ask and it would probably be yelled in the fat fuck's face while a platoon of angels held me back.

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What happened to the bike I wanted when I was 12?

Look, Yahweh gets trillions of wishes and prayers. You did not follow Yahweh plan. If you want to repent and follow his plans. Give $1000 to your local church. Make it cash, God always needs money fast.

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How do you pronounce your name with no vowels?

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Why did you single out the Jewish people for your support. Bunch of troublemakers. Oops is that anti semetic

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I got a few questions, Yahweh.

  1. Why can't you save Satan, he believes in you?

  2. Can't you organize your superstition & emotions?

  3. Show yourself to atheist, they have great doubts?

  4. Why dose your books and religion have the worst hypocritics and worst criminals rap sheet in history?.

  5. My last four Christian girlfriend, dumped me because I couldn't be saved. I am fucked, now?

  6. Why do you look like the God from South Park?

  7. If your all mighty, why could you not defeat the iron chariots, is it because we have iron in our blood and throughout the Universe?.

  8. Will you laugh, ....if I tell you my life plans?

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[Screaming at the top of my lungs, and I can be Ethel Merman-ish]
WTF were you thinking?! Child rape? Black Plagues? Massacres? Were you drunk or just not paying attention?

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How did you (God) become such a bully and a meanie? Did you have a really dysfunctional childhood?

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why did you let Cracker Jacks prizes get so crappy?

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WTF are you insane,what evil shit have you done

bobwjr Level 10 Sep 18, 2019
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I tried. I came up with a few funnies. Then, I just said, no way because if the Abrahanic god did exist, well he would be the greatest (fill in the worst derogatory remark here possible). If such a prick existed, I would refuse to obey and spit on him. Fuck anyone with the power to fix wrongs and either ignore them or make them worse.

Wish people would ignore Trump.

You got more balls than me, the first sight of eternal torture , pleeeese don't let the demons eat me pleeeese stop burning my body over and over again.

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