Posted by a friend of mine on Facebook. Can anyone decipher the acronyms?
"Ffycin Bible Bashers!! Just had another couple of the tossers at my door... Jehova's witnesses... I started off quite polite, telling them I wasn't interested and there was No Point them ever coming back but young Phil wasn't taking the hint and carried on and on saying they'll still come back to see if anyone's changed their minds! I told him very clearly there was No Point as I would never be "changing my mind". Still he continued saying they'd pop back... at this point, my patience expired and I told him that as far as I'm concerned any "religion" who would rather let their Child DIE than let them have a blood transfusion can go FFYC THEMSELVES!!
FFS! I don't go round knocking on Their ffycin doors extolling the virtues of Alcohol, recreational drugs, heavy metal and sex toys!!"
I answer the door in my underwear - or less - whatever I'm wearing at the time.
I'm not good with acronyms. Only recently learned FYI does not mean f you idiot.
But I will have to remember the next time a religious person wants to 'talk' to me about Jesus to ask them if they'd mind if I then extoll the virtues of Alcohol, recreational drugs, heavy metal and sex toys!
FFYC - Welsh Fuck
FFS - For FFYC sake!
FFS - for fucks sake.
@RavenCT exactly Welsh is ffyc!
@Geoffrey51 Wow my brain wasn't operating yet. I love finding evidence of my brain before my morning tea. (Which is usually in the afternoon to be honest.
@RavenCT Haha I know. Itβs like my glasses, I wonder where I put it. Obviously out of reach on occasion!