Posted by a friend of mine on Facebook. Can anyone decipher the acronyms?

"Ffycin Bible Bashers!! Just had another couple of the tossers at my door... Jehova's witnesses... I started off quite polite, telling them I wasn't interested and there was No Point them ever coming back but young Phil wasn't taking the hint and carried on and on saying they'll still come back to see if anyone's changed their minds! I told him very clearly there was No Point as I would never be "changing my mind". Still he continued saying they'd pop back... at this point, my patience expired and I told him that as far as I'm concerned any "religion" who would rather let their Child DIE than let them have a blood transfusion can go FFYC THEMSELVES!!
FFS! I don't go round knocking on Their ffycin doors extolling the virtues of Alcohol, recreational drugs, heavy metal and sex toys!!"