I have to say, if I'm wrong, and the Christian god does exist, and he sends me to Hell for not believing, he is a tremendous A**hole. I'm 100 times more christ-like in my life than any of the judgy, bigoted, intolerant christians I know.
Oh look, don’t worry about that. Have a quick scan read of the Inferno section of Dante’s Divine Comedy, especial the sixth circle. It’s where the best guys are. Epicurus, Frederick II, all the sceptics and heretics!
Rather that than hanging out with Mother Theresa and St Francis, although his animal thing was good!