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CHRISTMAS
why do we celebrate the birth of a bastard child from an unwed mother, now revered...but the catholic church condemned and in other countries you would be stoned to death...or the jolly white haired guy in the red or green suit depending on if you drank pepsi or coke back in the 50's, that breaks into your house and leaves presents under a tree that was only started by a german and that is now "traditional"...or just eating a turkey...very dry and tasteless bird...

James121 7 Dec 17
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I usually cook goose, it tastes better, is more moist and in the UK more traditional.

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I don't think you are thinking correctly about the birth of Jesus.

In fact God impregnated a woman with himself (her permission and Joseph's approval not confirmed) in order to live to do party tricks and sacrifice himself to himself, in order that we may be forgiven for all the sins that he, God, created in the first place.

Christmas is a stolen celebration from the pagans in order that we remember God's convoluted logic, and to be grateful for it.

There. That will help the dry turkey go down.
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Almost a perfect response, I would proffer that beer does help with the turkey, of course DRUNK before eating!

fucken turkey will never go down....lol

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