Water into wine is good

Let me know when u resurrect Lazarus boy .

• call 1800 SPANK ME ( they accept everyone )
• the Muslims are not big fans of the Buddhists , so that u know
• dr Seuss got u covered
• except if u are a teen , all your friends are unpopular . Really .
• Jesus boy , as the myth goes , did not had to sweat for his next meal , bath water , or toilet paper ( leaves ?). Was provided bcz his great stories . Let that sink . He better be kind and jolly and peaceful and well fed .
• take naps . Are good for u regardless Jesus .

And merry xstmas .