I'm toying with the idea of being a Greeter. Here's a first draft Greeter letter I've written.

Welcome to Agnostic dot com. Congratulations on scraping religion from the shoes of your life. You were lied to -- there is no god! The afterlife was also a lie. Death is just a black oblivion of eternal non-existence. That may not be comforting but at least it's real.

Become a productive member of the site by posting often. Whether you're here for community or to find your one true love, remember, that shit ain't real either so forget it. True love is just another lie.

Contact me if you need any more help but please don't be an asshole or I'll just block you.