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Brothers and sisters, where has gone your faith? If holy water can stop a vampire and cast out demons, surely it can handle a lowly virus.

evidentialist 8 Mar 4
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I want my money back!

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Should be an additional notice saying " suitable alternative - Tap Water" Having said that I once carried a small jar of water from the river Jordan back for a religious friend. The Rivers Mersey or Thames would have been just as good after I got back to England. They might not have smelled of Jesus' after shave though.

Yes Tap Water provided by that evil secular government

@twill Yes they may be evil and secular but do you think they would get re-elected if the supplied bad tap water . Tes I know some countries do

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It probably had lead in it anyway.

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Yes. my religious friend believes that this new virus could be prayed away if "you really, really had a lot of faith and believed strongly enough." He's really scientific isn't he?

A virtual saint.

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LOL!

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tainted holy water

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OK now that's funny right there. 🙂

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Holy water with holy soap for 49 seconds for holy result

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Wash your fucking hands...yes I am talking to you 75% of men who walk out after without a care. Stop buying masks that do nothing. Stay away from crowds and for the love of Bill Nye if your sick stay home...if your a boss and your workers are sick make sure they are expected to stay home without you giving them shit.

Quarm Level 6 Mar 4, 2020
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See? Deep down, they know their bullshit is bullshit.

Even the Pope knows he's playing a con game- so how can anyone expect any truth from such a person?

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The healing pool at Lourdes as been shut

I wonder why.

“Our first concern will always be the safety and health of the pilgrims and the shrine’s working community,” said a note posted Feb. 28 on the shrine’s website. “As a precaution, the pools have been closed until further notice.” Holy pool, Holy shit!

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That is fucking awesomely amusing. LMAO!

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