Well if you run out of toilet paper you can always turn to the Bible as your salvation

I only heard it once.. But someone early in the panic described using several layers of toilet paper folded and taped across the mouth & nose as ‘homemade protection against the virus.’ Just that once…

So, I’m in the checkout line ...long & slow.. And admitted to the guy in front of me that I was only buying the TP because everyone else was, and there was some on the shelf.. A smaller package than usual - but I’m set

Of course the medias keep selling fear...