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Hey! Stop hoarding stuff...it's not a zombie apocalypse...no one needs $700 worth of toilet paper!

TheoryNumber3 8 Mar 18
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But everyone knows that if you tee-pee yourself, the Zombies won't come near you!

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If you are suspecting a zombie apocalypse is imminent, here is a list of suggested gear. I did not see toilet paper anywhere on the list.
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I've had that water purifier bottle on my Amazon wish list for about 10 years. Maybe I should order one before they disappear faster than toilet paper

@TheoryNumber3 if they are still available at this point.

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Even if it is Zombie Apocolypse I can think of better things to spend $700.00 on than toilet paper.

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I'm confused. How does tp help in a zombie apocalypse? Does one get diaria in the early stages before zombification set's in?

1of5 Level 8 Mar 18, 2020

You mean you've never been in a zombie apocalypse? You have led a sheltered life

@TheoryNumber3 yeah, I dunno how I keep missing them. Does one wrap the zombie in tp changing it into a much slower and easier to outrun mummy?

My only experiance with the undead is hunting vampires and the boys at the hunting club would drub me mercilessly if I were to be bested by a zombie.

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I agree. People are panicking.

Unity Level 7 Mar 18, 2020
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Well considering the state's are not testing adequately I would be of a serious questioning mindset right now. Forget about toilet paper. Get on the phone and DEMAND adequate testing supplies for health care workers and the public!

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Or 50 gallons of disinfectant or 30 quarts of hand sanitizer. Bathing in either one is probably not healthy. 😄

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