Avoid those lab tests and costly co-pays!
Simply go outside and pee in the yard.
If ants gather: DIABETES.
If you pee on your feet: PROSTATE
If it smells like barbecue: CHOLESTEROL
If your wrist hurts when you shake it: OSTEOARTHRITIS
If you return to your house with your penis outside your pants: ALZHEIMER'S
If the ants die you have Coronavirus??
Not necessarily, but if they start coughing, you may want to go get tested..