I saw this and had to repost it! So true! Sums Christians up nicely. The evangelicals, while technically strict constructionists, pick and choose what they believe applies to their lives while ignoring inconsistencies and contradictions. Meanwhile, if you take a close look at the Bible, reflect upon it, look at it objectively and rationally, you come to see clearly.
Buy a bible be inspired to write fan fiction and you'll be a Mormon
Buy a bible, rewrite it and put in all the bit's your sure god meant to be there but forgot about and you'll be a Jehovah's witless
Buy a bible, read it be disgusted that it does not go far enough and has no mention of guns in it and you'll be a southern baptist.
Brilliant!