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For months he had been her devoted admirer. Now, at long last, he collected up sufficient courage to ask her the most momentous of all questions: "There are quite a lot of advantages to being a bachelor," he began, "but there comes a time when one longs for companionship of another being--a being who will regard one as perfect, as an idol; who one can treat as one's absolute own; who will be kind and faithful when times are hard; who will share one's joys and sorrows."
To his delight he saw a sympathetic gleam in her eyes. Then she nodded in agreement. Finally, she responded, "I think its a great idea! Can I help you choose which puppy to buy?"

Lilac-JadeCanada 9 Apr 11
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Sick but insightful. My ex-wife worshipped the ground I walked on and admired my every idea. After 5 years of that I was coming up with some amazingly stupid ideas. The marriage ended badly.

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