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Stone the crows, a bloke can't seem to sit, minding his own business these days, on his front veranda without getting questioned.
I was really enjoying the morning, looking at nothing in particular, drinking my coffee and relaxing when over the fence pops the head of Jesus Jockey-Evangeloon.
No 'G'day/How are you' or whatever, just a straight out " Have you considered accepting my apology?"
My reply was, " I'm still thinking it over."
"Well," he says, " How long will it be."
A bit on the pissed off side by now I replied, " Well the choice is yours, either it will be as long as piece of string or I'll give my decision to Jesus and he can pass it on to you when he returns, take your pick."
With a very audible grunt and a humph, Jesus Jockey stormed off.
Geez, did I say something to upset his little apple cart?

Triphid 9 Sep 30
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It appears that yes you may have upset his Apple cart, maybe ask if he's willing to bribe you, tell him you need a Maserati. 😉

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The fact he is asking you if you accept it would have me saying no I am not going to accept it.

Nah, he's dished out more than enough troubles and shit on everyone in the neighbourhood for years, so I reckon it's about time for the old "turn about is fair game' to apply.
We had the monthly neighbourhood "coffee and discuss" gathering yesterday evening, minus jesus jockey of course, and it was a unanimous agreement to leave him dangling and awaiting our decision/s.

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I love it, just love it. I could not have put it better myself.

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jesus jockey evangeloon, hahahahaha

Garf Level 7 Oct 1, 2020
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Worse than a bloody soap opera.

Welcome to life in the Land of the Convict!

@anglophone Descendants of Convicts we maybe but Proud Aussies we will ALWAYS remain.

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