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Teacher Arrested At Pearson Airport
A high school teacher was arrested today at Toronto's Pearson Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator.

At a press conference, Premier Kathleen Wynne said she believes the man is a member of the notorious extremist Al-Gebra movement.

She did not identify the man, who has been charged by the OPP with carrying weapons of maths instruction.

'Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Premier said. 'They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.' They use secret code names like "X" and "Y" and refer to themselves as "unknowns"; but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philosopher Isosceles used to say, "There are three sides to every triangle."

When asked to comment on the arrest, Prime Minister Trudeau said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of maths instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."

Fellow Liberal colleagues told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by any Prime Minister

GeorgeRocheleau 8 Mar 12
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Not to state the obvious, but with this pandemic, we need to recognize the likely vectors when we can determine them.

Vectors! Another weapon of math instruction! Get him!

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Scalene supporters say that too much High Pot in Use was used during consideration of the right angle

I love pun-ishing comments!

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Subjected to Al-gebra in high school

bobwjr Level 10 Mar 12, 2021
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(Sigh). Yea ok.

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Totally ridiculous. You can kill someone with your finger.

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With that wealthy Jewish family using an orbital space laser to cause forest fires (according to Republicans), anything is possible.

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There is something about this story that doesn't add up.

Is it equal to anything?

It depends on your angle so don't be obtuse

@anglophone Try understanding humor.

@Alienbeing Hmm? Perhaps he was also found to be carrying a bag full of Napier's bones?

@Moravian That was very acute of you!

@anglophone had to google that one

Not a problem if it's an inequality...

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Very funny

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very good imagination.

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