Me: God doesn't exist.
Hindu: God exists!
Muslim: God exists!
Christian: God exists!
Me: Who is god?
Hindu: Vishnu is!
Muslim: No, Vishnu is not a god. Allah is the creator!
Christian: Shut up both of you! Neither Vishnu is a god nor Allah is a god. Jesus Christ is the god. Amen!
Me: Eats popcorn
I thought money and fame are god. Hmm...