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The old Bush Telegraph is busy today.
News is that the missing Pastor of the now defunct Saltbush Chapel has been located by Police.
And IF the news is correct, then he is in BIG Shit, BIG time as well.
The Pastor did the bunk with ALL the Chapel's funds shortly after Huey, the Great and Mighty Weather God ( LOL) smote their Chapel with his lightning bolt.
The Pastor abandoned his wife and their 3 young children and went AWOL.
Well, he went across the State Border between New South Wales and South Australia then headed down to Mt Gambier, Sth. Australia BUT forgot to change the Registration Plates on his car, silly boy, but managed to dispose of his N.S.W. Drivers License and other papers though.
However, it seems that the Police in Mt. Gambier were called to the neighbourhood on Saturday night because of Prowler in the area, when they arrived at the house where the Pastor was now residing, they noticed the vehicle, complete with the N.S.W. Registration Plates still on it.
After being questioned at the door, they discovered the following.
a) the Pastor was living in N.S.W, under an assumed and false name,
b) was still LEGALLY married to the woman in Mt.Gambier, only Separated and NOT legally Divorced,
c) married the woman in Broken Hill using his assumed and false name PLUS used forged documents as well in an attempt to legitimize the marriage.
So, atm, he looks like getting both a Prison Term for Fraud and Embezzlement PLUS an extra one for committing Bigamy as well.
Shit happens and deservedly so when it comes to this Scumbag imo.

Triphid 9 May 2
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1

He's probably a good friend of Scott Morrison.

8

Oh dear.

Poor chap.

Let's see if I can manage to restrain my tears of bitter sorrow at his misfortune.

pause

longer pause

even longer pause

Yes, it looks like I can.

4

Ahh, Pastors, you just got to love their faith in their god and how two-faced those fucks are.

2

Guy Pearce in the lead role of BH Consequential. Magda as wife number one.

I doubt Guy Pearce would even consider sinking that low.

@Triphid I don't know, some people do anything for money and fame.

3

What a great comedic movie this would make. So maybe he'll sell his story and make a huge bundle he can enjoy after he gets out of jail. I wonder what actor could best play him.

3

Drat, now theists are going to use this case as “evidence’ for god.

5

Sounds as if he is deserving of everything he gets - in the way of prison time.

2

I am also thinking Arson.....

4

Hahahahahaha......that's so funny!!!!!

Thinking seriously about sending him a " Sucked in Sucker" Greeting card when and IF I find out what prison he'll be residing in for a few years or more.

6

Ah yes, an epitome all "good Christian values", LOL!

Although I had a Mormon coworker who fled to Alaska with a new woman leaving behind the wife and 7 kids!!!

@racocn8 Guess we. All need a hobby

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