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Where does the other sock ever go? Is there a sock black hole?

LibrasDreams 5 Apr 16
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I think I find them but only after the other one is worn out.

What don`t you have a laundry monster? Mine has 2 personalities clean and dirty.

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Many single socks, as well as pens from the bottom of your ppurse have a secret wormhole to another planet in another galaxy where they congrgate and live a single sock with pen existance.

You are correct!

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Put them in a lingerie bag that zips

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There is a dark energy hiding deep inside dryers that scientist learned about years ago but refused to speak about. To dry out socks has been something that we have been wondering how to do for millennia. I believe it's a matter of cleaning the lint trap every 5th Tuesday of the month.

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It is called divorce for a reason.

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Since reading this book in my teens I've fervently believed this is also where the single socks gou:

Douglas Adams "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
“Somewhere in the cosmos, he said, along with all the planets inhabited by humanoids, reptiloids, fishoids, walking treeoids and superintelligent shades of the color blue, there was also a planet entirely given over to ballpoint life forms. And it was to this planet that unattended ballpoints would make their way, slipping away quietly through wormholes in space to a world where they knew they could enjoy a uniquely ballpointoid lifestyle, responding to highly ballpoint-oriented stimuli, and generally leading the ballpoint equivalent of the good life.

And as theories go this was all very fine and pleasant until Veet Voojagig suddenly claimed to have found this planet, and to have worked there for a while driving a limousine for a family of cheap green retractables, whereupon he was taken away, locked up, wrote a book and was finally sent into tax exile, which is the usual fate reserved for those who are determined to make fools of themselves in public.”

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In MY house, it is either my drying machine eating them OR my dogs eating them. I haven't quite figured out which. LOL

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God demands it as tribute/sacrifice.

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They go to the planet of lost soles.

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Yes, and they are gradually filling up with lint. It may be how the big bang happened.

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My malamute would eat them.

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Shhh, it's a secret!

Coldo Level 8 Apr 16, 2018
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This morning I found a sock in a shirt sleeve who's mate I used to clean with many months ago. Need to check the other shirts!

BillF Level 7 Apr 16, 2018
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My enemies steal them to vex me. It's working.

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You find a lot of them when you move, but not all of them. Just get more socks.

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It has been sacrificed to the sock monster that lives within the bowels of your dryer.
Be glad it hasn't started eating your underwear.

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I've personally witnessed a washing machine eating them and spitting them out the other end.
Hungry washers...that's how it happens.

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They’re dryer food.

Iffy Level 5 Apr 16, 2018
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Lost socks end up in the hosone.

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Jesus steals it. See, nobody can improve on that.

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Actually they go down the drain in the washer, I have snaked a few out

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Yes, there is.

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Washing Machine eats them.

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And its always a good one never one with a hole in the heel.

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It left to rendezvous with the one shoe on the highway.

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