there are many answers, but only one truth, Death comes to us all,

The Rapture is coming. Horrifying bloodshed and destruction will follow. And that means one thing: Investment opportunities.

No, but you look like someone I’d like

Let’s just hope those dirty liburills don’t stop it they way they’ve done so many times before.

Has anyone's rapture or end of the world predictions ever coime true? Why do peopel give these nuts attention?

The world is ending....again? seriously? hahaha

Every day is the end of the world for many, Why wait, beat the rush all you true believers

You know that sooner or later someine is going to nail the date for the end of the world in a prediction, if they just keep making predictions.

Great time to get rid of those troublesome Christians

Initially I did not get the drift of April 23. Then it dawned on me...oh, right, the latest date for rapture to happen. I, for one, wish that the damn thing would happen already, get those morons out of the way so the rest of us can get back to engaging with reality.

Reverse rapture:

I thought one was happening in July?

April 23rd is St. George's Day in England. Mostly overlooked. He is the patron saint of this country and widely ignored. Consequently for me its likely to be a normal work day. Is there something else going on?

You have to wonder how these people still have the gutts to come out with the predictions.
After all, we all know the world ended 31st December 1999.

Why do people keep predicting this? Is anyone aware that the scriptures backing it up are very limited and actually refer to the 70 AD war.(one taken and one left.) This shows that your "gospel" was written later than you first thought and the books were not eyewitness accounts. Later still we have Revelation which is a hidden account of religion vs. Rome at the time. Next comes Constantine and 328 AD with ideas of certain scriptures in one great big book. Many years later we see Evangelicals that believe Revelation predicts a future time of "rapture" where believers are caught up and away to protect them from the world.
Sorry folks. There are no "end time" predictions but they just keep making shit up. Yes, the bible says you will be caught up into the air to meet Jesus but a rapture is not what it was talking about. It doesn't matter. None of it will ever happen. Confusion, misunderstanding, and always making things up. That's the ways of religion.

'It's the end of the world as we know it' again!

Promises, promises...

If anyone needs me that day I'll be hiding under my tinfoil hat saying "Hail Mary"s and clutching my essential oils lol.

Jeezus kreist on a bicycle, this again?

I have to die....again ? Damn.

The believers "out-FOXed" the non-believers this time. According to the trusted source Miriam-Webster, the first definition of RAPTURE is: "an expression or manifestation of ecstasy or passion."

And what comes to mind when you think of ecstasy and passion?

You are correct. This is merely a way for rapture believers to have guilt-free sex every four years or so.

Free clothing - free pets - new house? What's not to love!

What's that? Mother-in-law's Day?